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funny road signs

from today's wsj:

you're not a firework, don't drive lit
seatbelt sings: don't you forget about me
hit the road jack and don't you text back no more no more no more
spend money on lobstahs, not speeding tickets (that was maine)
get your head out of your apps
camp in the mountains, not the left lane
driving basted is for turkeys
protect your dad bod, buckle up
santa's coming, have you been a good driver?
have some class, stay off my bumper
did you run out of blinker fluid?
deck the halls, not the guy who cut you off
who ya gonna call? nobody, you're driving
you're not a tree, don't stay rooted in the left lane

dog walk

baby, having none of it, zorn, around the block

dogs

played big mean kitty with zubbah sunday night then today, got them out for a 1/2 dog walk. woot!

today's joke

A chicken walks up to a duck standing at the side of the road & says
"Don't do it mate. You'll never hear the fucking end of it".

beauty stuff reviews

(figured i'd blog this stuff publicly):

so far, of the huge amount of samples of stuff i've gotten, the only things worth keeping are:

origins charcoal mask
origins overnight drink up mask
ahava extreme eye cream
vichy, pretty much all of them, serums
origins, plantscription face lotion
aveda blue malva shampoo (blonde hair)
carol's daughter hair mud
udderly smooth hand lotion


next up is to try the VERY expensive "SK-II Facial Treatment Essence". i have that as a sample.

all in the name of science. and hopefully, free samples :-)

dog walk

around the school so probably a 1/4 dog walk. i don't get why zubbah is so excited when she goes on the leash and out the back door but then fights me about going in any direction.

today's joke

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs

and asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them

staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer,

and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to

the entire cabin:

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise

your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks say they are.

today's joke

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said....


....... ...... ....... ........ ....... ....... ..... xxxxx
....... ......... .......... ....... ...... ....... ...... ... Xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx
...... ....... ....... ...... ........ ....... ........ ...... Xxxxxxx

"You know, one would have been enough."