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dog walk

around the school so probably a 1/4 dog walk. i don't get why zubbah is so excited when she goes on the leash and out the back door but then fights me about going in any direction.

today's joke

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs

and asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them

staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer,

and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to

the entire cabin:

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise

your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks say they are.

today's joke

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said....


....... ...... ....... ........ ....... ....... ..... xxxxx
....... ......... .......... ....... ...... ....... ...... ... Xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx
...... ....... ....... ...... ........ ....... ........ ...... Xxxxxxx

"You know, one would have been enough."
apparently not. we'll try again tomorrow

USA TECH-VENDING 09 MALVERN PA

weird shit $1.60 from 11/30/2017 posted in april 2018 to my amex delta card. i haven't been to PA in decades. and why would they post it 5 months later? amex is like "but there is proof the card was there" me - "do you not think that is shady that they didn't post it 5 months later?" anyway, reversed.

swam 30

drowned my work sorrows in the pool. did 30. feel better.

dog walk finally

no issues, 1.25 miles. woot woot since tomorrow is supposed to rain all day so the baby will be hiding in the shower