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today's life lessons

do not trust michigan weather forecasts until day before
if you're using a dry on face mask, don't let it fully dry. you will rub off your skin, getting it off.

having cats

guess whose puke that is, on those blankets? ugh!

314-474-9055 is a scam

just called me to tell me they were from the irs, there were significant claims against me, and I'd be arrested if i didn't call them back.

capital one

since they decided i'm not credit worthy to get a second card from them, i cancelled the one i had from them.

chase, still sucking

"We sent you the enclosed letter dated January 18, 2018, advising that your account was closed because the following information was in your credit bureau reporting file: • Number of accounts currently in use • Number of credit card accounts • Too many requests for credit or reviews of credit "

when you've watched "chopped" way too much

i seriously TEAR into a bag of food, to see what is in there, even though i just packed it, at the grocery store. the "chopped" marathon is killing me :-)

1/2 dog walk

last night. swaddled. at least no weirdos screaming at me from a truck. today,it's been snowing since 2am, straight, we've both been home, dogs have been in/out about 1000 times and the snow is so high that it's hitting the baby's undercarriage!

dog walk

1/2 dog walk. zorn can go all night ,not wake us up to go out, pee 7 times on a 1/2 hour dog walk. weirdo.

mr swifty

i just learned,from the economist, of course, that microsoft has a new slogan "intelligent cloud and intelligent edge". i thought it would have been "we're not dead yet".

face shit

"How to use: Sprinkle a teaspoon into your hands then press the essence gently and evenly onto your face and neck. Your skin will absorb the essence quickly and naturally. Layer with your serum, moisturizer and sunscreen, in that order."

how much time and money is all this ? before serum ? thought that was soap!